It was a Saturday night, I was feeling nice and right
I saw a pretty lady across the bar, she caught my eye
Well I was really nice, real nice and polite
I took her to the bathroom, and I made her feel alright
And then I felt a tap on my shoulder:

Oops.

I laid it on your girl, laid it on your girl, laid it on your girl
That's right, I rocked her world, she loves me now
I laid it on your girl, laid it on your girl, laid it on your girl
That's right, I rocked her world, she loves me now
I laid it on your girl, ohh

Went out for a smoke, start laying down the jokes
I saw you coming close, I said
"Hey man, hey man, let's just be bros"
Told you was a nice guy,
but then you punched me in between the eyes
But hey, I guess that's just what happens when

I laid it on your girl, laid it on your girl, laid it on your girl
That's right, I rocked her world, she loves me now
I laid it on your girl, laid it on your girl, laid it on your girl
That's right, I rocked her world, she loves me now
I laid it on your girl, ohh

When we're in the old folks' home I'll tell all our friends
About the time, the time, the time that we first met
And when I'm in my grave I'll come back to haunt you
And remind you 'bout the time that

I laid it on your girl, laid it on your girl, laid it on your girl
That's right, I rocked her world, she loves me now
I laid it on your girl, laid it on your girl, laid it on your girl
That's right, I rocked her world, she loves me now
I laid it on your girl, ohh

Made her say "ohh!"